Bonnet (Bad Sonnet)

"Wake up Nut", barfs my Cuckoo Clock
"Five Times I've Yelled, Will do one last Time"
"What the Devil!" Did someone knock?
"No" learnt my mind, "Need to work this rhyme"

Toothpaste on my shave, Shaving Cream on the brush!
Oh C'mon not again, this life really sucks
A Five Minute Bath 'fter the Toilet Flush
It's Office time, gotta make some bucks

Some code, few calls - It's a Blah Blah fare
What's all this - Has the Mind gone askew?
Hell no, it's the great World of Software
Oh Thank God, thought the Mind lost a screw

This thirteenth line completes my Sonnet
You forgot again...it's only a Bonnet